Today a co-worker ran up to me all excited and said they just read a joke that they thought I could have written. "Someone threw bottle a bottle of mayonnaise at me-"

They were so disappointed when I finished their joke for them.

So apples are Satanic?

So this is all horse**** is what you're saying?

If I hold a mirror up to my butthole will I be able to see an apple star?

Actually scholars have suggested that the fruit Eve ate was a pomegranate based on region and season

How tf do they know what season it was?

Have you ever heard of history?

What does that have to do with the Bible?