I have been on the cleanup end of this kind of genius move more than once

This is simply true
Ghost stories :love:

I gotta say that's my store's model of fryer so that might be my fellow idiots.

Damn, I used napkins

I'd have just stared at it while trying to look inconspicuous until somebody got told to clean it up. Then if it turned out to be me I'd be like "I ain't goin' near that **** for at least twenty minutes" until one of the managers got pissed off and did it themselves to make me look like a bitch.