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Old 09-12-2019, 07:49 AM   #23771 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2019, 08:06 AM   #23772 (permalink)
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And I like how Senior needs to thrust out his buttocks as a counterweight to his gut.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-13-2019, 11:12 AM   #23773 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2019, 02:05 PM   #23774 (permalink)
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Are you Dad in that joke?
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Old 09-13-2019, 02:10 PM   #23775 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2019, 10:05 PM   #23776 (permalink)
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So somebody if asks question “ What are you thinking”

My reply shall be “ I am just trying out to find the reason that you look different and smart”.

He shall talk like “ No, this shirt is very old or like nothing new for me or like why are you joking ; i am not looking smart etc.

But in his mind he shall be thinking, why this man has told me smarter today though nothing has changed.

This reply will certainly move the focus from me to the questioner the burden of further reply shall be shifted to him which he shall take willingly as i have praised him!!!
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Old 09-14-2019, 01:09 AM   #23777 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2019, 01:11 AM   #23778 (permalink)
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Well duh, where else would the caption come from?
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Old 09-14-2019, 01:45 PM   #23779 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2019, 08:24 PM   #23780 (permalink)
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got this Q'uq'umatz t-shirt deal
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