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Old 09-10-2019, 08:27 PM   #23731 (permalink)
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omg tell me my mother won't be in prison
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-10-2019, 08:28 PM   #23732 (permalink)
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I've not been to prison but the people who I know who have say it's better than jail in terms of basic quality of life **** and autonomy, but it's more dangerous.

But you'd be disappointed once you got there and realized that after a bit, just not having to work for room and board doesn't make up for having nothing to do and being constantly dehumanized and accustomed to institutional living.

You not having any specific expectations won't protect you from regretting your decision.

But like I said, if you WERE gonna go that route why wouldn't you at least try to get away with the money, which would undoubtedly be way more fun than prison. I just don't understand your thinking sometimes.
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Old 09-10-2019, 08:38 PM   #23733 (permalink)
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Maybe but if you think your manager at BK is a dick, wait till you meet the guards.
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Old 09-10-2019, 09:10 PM   #23734 (permalink)
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I've not been to prison but the people who I know who have say it's better than jail in terms of basic quality of life **** and autonomy, but it's more dangerous.
Well duh.

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But you'd be disappointed once you got there and realized that after a bit, just not having to work for room and board doesn't make up for having nothing to do and being constantly dehumanized and accustomed to institutional living.

You not having any specific expectations won't protect you from regretting your decision.
Again duh. Prison is just the most extreme option for removing myself from societal living that doesn't involve learning how to build my own log cabin.

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But like I said, if you WERE gonna go that route why wouldn't you at least try to get away with the money, which would undoubtedly be way more fun than prison. I just don't understand your thinking sometimes.
Because I'm not good enough for that ****.

I mean come on, you'd have to be a retard to think that prison would be fun, but tell me honestly that somewhere in that brain of yours that's not so good at acclimating to everyday society you haven't entertained the notion of removing yourself from it by committing a crime and going to prison. Or something.
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Old 09-10-2019, 09:11 PM   #23735 (permalink)
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Maybe but if you think your manager at BK is a dick, wait till you meet the guards.
Bruh. I live to hate immediate authority.
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Old 09-10-2019, 09:44 PM   #23736 (permalink)
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I'm not saying I want to go to prison I'm just saying if I ever did prison guards would be my very natural enemies.
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:23 AM   #23737 (permalink)
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it wasn't the rice part. To make fried rice, first I would make the rice in a rice cooker and let it sit in the fridge a few days.

You try frying uncooked rice and that's gonna be more than just kinda crunchy.
Why would you let it sit?
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Old 09-11-2019, 12:32 AM   #23738 (permalink)
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I was thinking that he meant he would meal prep his rice for the whole week or whatever but you've got me questioning myself now.
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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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Old 09-11-2019, 06:51 AM   #23740 (permalink)
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Why would you let it sit?
when I googled how to make it they said that if you cooked it a few days earlier the consistency is better than if you cook it and then throw it right in a wok. I think it would be mushier or something. I dunno. I just follow instructions like a good boy.
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