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Old 09-10-2019, 06:52 PM   #23711 (permalink)
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Peanut butter? I save that for the dogs at work
I'm sure you could find a nice girl to lick your junk and/or prostate if you tried.
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Old 09-10-2019, 06:54 PM   #23712 (permalink)
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I found one. Her name is Marley, and she loves peanut butter.
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Old 09-10-2019, 07:02 PM   #23713 (permalink)
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I would just suck it up, listen to a good podcast or something while I did it, and dream the day when Bernie Sanders subsidizes a Guatemalan maid for every American household.

Mine would be named Guadeloupe, but I'd call her Lupe for short.
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Old 09-10-2019, 07:04 PM   #23714 (permalink)
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omg you just wash the dishes
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Old 09-10-2019, 07:05 PM   #23715 (permalink)
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I found one. Her name is Marley, and she loves peanut butter.
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Old 09-10-2019, 07:06 PM   #23716 (permalink)
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^paraphrasing her boyfriend
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Old 09-10-2019, 07:06 PM   #23717 (permalink)
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omg you just wash the dishes
Washing dishes is women's work. Not because it's suited to women but if you wait long enough women will wash them out of exasperation.
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Old 09-10-2019, 07:08 PM   #23718 (permalink)
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Washing dishes is women's work. Not because it's suited to women but if you wait long enough women will wash them out of exasperation.
I tried this once but then I eventually realized a woman has to live there too for this to work.
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Old 09-10-2019, 07:15 PM   #23719 (permalink)
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Don't you have a case worker or something? That seems like a woman's job too.
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Old 09-10-2019, 07:26 PM   #23720 (permalink)
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My po was a woman. Most po's are hot chicks with guns tbh.
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