I'm sure you could find a nice girl to lick your junk and/or prostate if you tried.

I found one. Her name is Marley, and she loves peanut butter.

I would just suck it up, listen to a good podcast or something while I did it, and dream the day when Bernie Sanders subsidizes a Guatemalan maid for every American household.

Mine would be named Guadeloupe, but I'd call her Lupe for short.

omg you just wash the dishes

lol

^paraphrasing her boyfriend

Washing dishes is women's work. Not because it's suited to women but if you wait long enough women will wash them out of exasperation.

I tried this once but then I eventually realized a woman has to live there too for this to work.

Don't you have a case worker or something? That seems like a woman's job too.

My po was a woman. Most po's are hot chicks with guns tbh.