You're better off actually leanring how to cook

If Ramon is beefy then you've got a good sandwich.

Let's assume I don't care enough.

Like, this isn't you winning me over to something. I'm prying an opinion from you whether you like it or not.

I enjoy it quite a bit. I pretend I'm one of the monkeys from 2001 when I'm eating it.

No.

I like it too but it doesn't compare to a good burger or carne asada.

take some ramen noodles and cook them without seasoning

Take a frying pan with some olive oil, and put it on medium heat

Put the noodles in the pan. Fry em a bit.

Crack a few eggs on top of the noodles. Stir it around until the eggs are cooked.

Instant delicious drunk man's food.

If you want to get fancy you can fry some onions and peppers and mix that in.

I disagree. I prefer a steak to a burger if the steak is of good enough quality.

But since I'm cheap I'm usually a burger eating savage just like you.

Used to lift expensive steaks from the grocery stores when I was... Not of sound mind or moral stature.

I like adding chili garlic sauce, peanut butter, soy sauce, a splash of lime juice, and parmesan to my ramen with the seasoning then I whisk an egg into there once the noodles are almost cooked and let it sit for a minute.

Conformist.

Peanut butter? I save that for the dogs at work