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The Batlord

09-10-2019 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2077462)

Well, there's also regular frying.

I want the taste of Chinese ancestors and soy sauce.

Frownland

09-10-2019 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2077460)

I mean what do you do to broccoli that is gonna make it as good as chicken parmigiana without detracting from the whole health factor?

Roast it with parmesan and garlic and eat it with tofu sauteed in chili paste.

jwb	09-10-2019 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2077461)

I mean rice isn't rocket science but you're not just cooking it you're building it so while it's simple it has ways of ruining itself if you're a scrub like us. I used to not know that you have to bring the water back up to boiling when adding rice to boiling water and couldn't figure out why it always came out crunchy.

it wasn't the rice part. To make fried rice, first I would make the rice in a rice cooker and let it sit in the fridge a few days.

You try frying uncooked rice and that's gonna be more than just kinda crunchy.

Frownland

09-10-2019 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2077463)

Nothing but there's a wide area between "mother****ing steak" and "depressing survival food" where stir fry broccoli can make a name for itself.

I'd take a broccoli based stir fry dish over boring ass steak any day.

The Batlord

09-10-2019 06:31 PM

I'm just asking for some ****ing confirmation: if my non-cooking hopeless ass leanrs (sic) to stir fry even basically do I become a lazy survival food god?

jwb	09-10-2019 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2077465)

Roast it with parmesan and garlic and eat it with tofu sauteed in chili paste.

the first part sounded good

I've honestly never had tofu but if I had the ingredients I would give this a try

Tbh though my dad's old gf used to make a veggie based lasagna and eggplant parmigiana. Is it good? Yea. Is chicken parmigiana better? Absolutely. It could just be my taste buds are used to it.

jwb	09-10-2019 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2077467)

I'd take a broccoli based stir fry dish over boring ass steak any day.

nah I love a good steak

Nice and rare so you can taste the blood

Frownland

09-10-2019 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2077468)

I'm just asking for some ****ing confirmation: if my non-cooking hopeless ass leanrs (sic) to stir fry even basically do I become a lazy survival food god?

Idk what you mean by survival food but sure.

Frownland

09-10-2019 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2077470)

nah I love a good steak

Nice and rare so you can taste the blood

That's cool but it's the most boring thing that you can do with a piece of beef.

The Batlord

09-10-2019 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2077471)

Idk what you mean by survival food but sure.