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Old 09-02-2019, 02:22 PM   #23591 (permalink)
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Introducing: racist yoga. It's exactly the same as regular yoga in every way except that the yoga studio hangs up a "whites only" sign.
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:02 PM   #23592 (permalink)
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Introducing: racist yoga. It's exactly the same as regular yoga in every way except that the yoga studio hangs up a "whites only" sign.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:05 PM   #23593 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:26 PM   #23594 (permalink)
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So the joke is yoga is a white people thing? Penetrating humor.
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:28 PM   #23595 (permalink)
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Thank you thank you.

What was even funnier than the joke was how much the Google image search supported it lol
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:28 PM   #23596 (permalink)
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Me when I drop a batch of zingers on y'all

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Old 09-02-2019, 06:30 PM   #23597 (permalink)
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I mean was there a clever punchline in that post or was it all about delivery?
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:32 PM   #23598 (permalink)
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Ja the low level of change required to make regular yoga racist yoga is humourous in accordance with Pagliacci's third law of comedy.
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:34 PM   #23599 (permalink)
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Not even a zinger.
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:35 PM   #23600 (permalink)
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Ur just mad you didn't think of it first
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