Baby
I've been
Breaking glass in your room again
Listen
Don't look
At the carpet
I drew something awful on it
See
You're such a wonderful person
But you got problems
I'll never touch you

I posted some Sonic porn once. The mods deleted it F A S T

Someone's bitter

If you just let me post Sonic erotic fiction I'll chill.

You can post it

The Blue Blur pumps back and forth, his greased erection throbbing.

"Oh Amy, your ass is fantastic!"

"Ohmygod, stop calling me Amy! Like for ****'s sake Sonic, just how drunk are you?"

"Wait... what?!"

With a clap of his gloved hands, Sonic turns the lights on, finding himself balls deep in yellow fur.

"Tails?! What the hell are y- HRNGH!!!!!! Oh god it's too late, I'm about to - HUUUUUHRF!!!!!" He raises his fists towards the heavens as the moment arrives.

Tails' tails whip around in a furious rotor of pleasure, thwacking against Sonic's balls like those weird swishy wiper things in a carwash. "Shoot your goo, my dude!"

Sonic cums, blasting ropes of blue semen in each of the eight cardinal directions.

And this time, if only this time... he doesn't go fast.

No matter the outcum I win.

Just wait until the chapter when preggo Rouge hooks up with Eggman behind Knuckles's back, forcing the indomitable echidna to legally change his name to Cuckles.

I thought Rouge was already ****ing the black hedgehog?