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Frownland 08-28-2019 01:37 PM

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy.
I got love in my tummy,
And I feel like a-lovin you:
Love, you're such a sweet thing,
Good enough to eat thing
And that's just a-what I'm gonna do.
Ooh love, to hold ya,
Ooh love, to kiss ya,
Ooh love, I love it so.
Ooh love, you're sweeter,
Sweeter than sugar.
Ooh love, I wont let you go.
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy,
I got love in my tummy,
And as silly as it may seem;
The lovin' that you re giving,
is what keeps me livin'
And your love is like
Peaches and cream.
Kind-a like sugar,
Kind-a like spices,
Kind-a like, like what you do.
Kind-a sounds funny.
But love, honey
Honey. I love you.
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy,
I. got love in my tummy,
That your love can satisfy;
Love, you're such a sweet thing,
Good enough to eat thing
And sweet thing, that ain't no lie.
I love to hold ya,
Oh love, to kiss ya,
Ooh love, I love it so.
Ooh love, you're sweeter,
Sweeter than sugar.
Ooh love, I wont let you go.

Plankton 08-28-2019 01:54 PM

Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own
He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home
He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him
They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean
Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline
They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses
And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster
They dance around on the dance floor
From each shaking ass hangs a twitching little tail
The hamsters last about five minutes
And their death throws bring the dancers close to ecstasy
They shoot their wads together dead hamsters up their asses
And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster
They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses
Each hamster has an orgasm at the very instant of its death
So each person grabs a straw to feltch their partner's ******* of the sperm
They'll suck their straws together and swallow rodent semen
And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster

Frownland 08-28-2019 02:00 PM

I was in a bad mood, because my crack house got busted
I saw you, and your dumb looking wife waiting for the train
I could tell it was true love
So as the train pulled in, i pushed her into it

I pushed your wife in front of the subway
I pushed your wife in front of the subway
I pushed your wife in front of the subway
I pushed your wife in front of the subway

I pushed your wife in front of the subway
It was on the orange line, but the tracks were red
I pushed that **** in front of the subway
You had to tell your daughter, that her mummy was dead

It was so crowded no one saw who did it
Then I saw you crying like a ****ing pussy
Good thing she never got the chance
To tell you she was pregnant again

I pushed your wife in front of the subway
I pushed your wife in front of the subway
I pushed your wife in front of the subway
I pushed your wife in front of the subway

Plankton 08-28-2019 02:06 PM

They should tour together.

Frownland 08-28-2019 02:18 PM

Hopefully we can revive Seth Putnam for an "I raised you from the dead so I could kill you again" tour.

Plankton 08-28-2019 02:27 PM

I'd hand them some money.

The Batlord 08-28-2019 05:48 PM


WWWP 08-28-2019 05:52 PM

Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!
He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!
He's a pin ball wizard
There has got to be a twist
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?
He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never seen him fall
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball
I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pin ball crown to him
Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf dumb and blind kind
Sure plays a mean pin ball!

Oriphiel 08-28-2019 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2075119)
Ever since I was a young dude
I've played with other dude's balls
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played with them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any crazy trick
That deaf dumb and blind boi
Sure sucks a mean dick!

Got abs like a statue,
****s like a machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Never playing clean
He plays by intuition,
Wraps it in a sock,
That deaf dumb and blind boi
Sure sucks a mean cock!

He's a dick magician
There has got to be a twist
A dick magician,
S'got such a supple wrist

How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those safeword yells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell (lol)
Always gets a precum
Never seen him hack
That deaf dumb and blind boi
Sure sucks a mean sack

I thought I was
The prostate o king
But I just handed
My anal crown to him

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my meat
His disciples lead him in
And he just does it sweet
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him cut
That deaf dumb and blind boi
Sure eats a mean butt!

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The Batlord 08-28-2019 06:12 PM

I was about to go copy/paste some Sonic erotic fiction but then was like Imma get banned.


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