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Old 08-26-2019, 07:18 PM   #23531 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-26-2019, 07:38 PM   #23532 (permalink)
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Speaking of ****ty work **** the company bigwigs in the last couple months have decided to care about the window time more than the drive thru time. Drive thru time is from the moment the customer pulls up to the menu board and starts the timer to when they pull away from the window with their food and stop the timer. The desired drive thru time has historically been 2:30. The window time ignores the menu time, ignores the uncounted time between when the customer pulls away from the menu board, and only counts the time at the actual window where money is taken and food is handed out.

This makes sense theoretically because we can't really control menu time as customers generally pull up to the menu and take however the **** long to look at the menu, however the **** long to ask questions about prices and ingredients, and however the **** long to actually order their food. We simply can not control that time. But theoretically the window time is entirely down to our ability to make the food, take their money, and hand the food to the customers, with minimal time taken out for customers taking their sweet ass time to check their food, count their money, etc.

Where this breaks down and becomes stupid is that the only real way for us to adjust window time besides breaking our backs and just working harder and faster is to open up the first window where that employee just takes money before sending them to the second window where the window timer actually starts.

1. It does not actually make us faster. It just artificially helps the window time while customers are waiting just as long in drive thru.

2. This means that even if we're not busy enough to justify opening up the first window to help the drive thru person by not having them do their job along with also taking money we have to take up a position for that first window that could have been used by someone helping out in the kitchen or up front or anything other than the first window. So it actually makes us slower.

3. Much of the first window person's job is useless. They take the money, and then they ask the customer to WAIT AT THAT WINDOW until their food is ready for no other reason than to keep them from starting the second window timer. And since the first window person is too far away from anything else happening in the store they are unable to be of use to us and just end up standing there until given the go ahead to send the car to the second window. This is a position that could be filled by someone helping out around the store or anything other than just standing around with their thumb up their ass but since fast food stores are generally run on a skeleton crew this hamstrings the rest of the store for no good reason.

4. A month after this new policy started lo and behold the company decided to crack down on labor costs. Probably because we were having to add an extra position that was not usefully contributing to productivity, and so now we are cutting extra positions and every position is now essentially cut off from any help and has to do twice as much work as before and I've never been so close to throwing my drive thru headset in the fryer and giving everyone the finger and walking the **** out.

I swear to god conservatives talk about incompetent government bureaucracies but corporate bureaucracies are just as incompetent and useless.
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Old 08-27-2019, 01:53 AM   #23533 (permalink)
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Manic depression is touching my soul
I know what I want
But I just don't know how to go about getting it
Feeling, sweet feeling
Drops from my fingers, fingers
Manic depression is captured my soul, yeah
Woman so willing the sweet cause in vain
You make love, you break love
It's-a all the same when it's, when it's over
Music, sweet music
I wish I could caress, caress, caress
Manic depression is a frustrating mess
Wow
Well, I think I'll go turn myself off an' uh, go on down
All the way down
Really ain't no use in me hanging around, oh, I gotta see you
Music, sweet music
I wish I could caress and uh, kiss, kiss
Manic depression is a frustrating mess
Wow
Yeah
Ow
Music, sweet music
Music
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I don't think most people know that manic depression is bipolar disorder. They always use it in reference to the depression but they never really talk about the mania.
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Old 08-27-2019, 07:18 AM   #23534 (permalink)
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Why did you double space all those sentences and not even use periods?
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Old 08-27-2019, 07:48 AM   #23535 (permalink)
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I have a wicked case of insomnia

I'm up all night every night

I sleep for like 3-4 hours, 8am-12

is this also Bipolar
Absolutely. 100%
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Old 08-27-2019, 08:37 AM   #23536 (permalink)
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I thought insomnia was a different issue


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Manic depression is touching my soul
I know what I want
But I just don't know how to go about getting it
Feeling, sweet feeling
Drops from my fingers, fingers
Manic depression is captured my soul, yeah
Woman so willing the sweet cause in vain
You make love, you break love
It's-a all the same when it's, when it's over
Music, sweet music
I wish I could caress, caress, caress
Manic depression is a frustrating mess
Wow
Well, I think I'll go turn myself off an' uh, go on down
All the way down
Really ain't no use in me hanging around, oh, I gotta see you
Music, sweet music
I wish I could caress and uh, kiss, kiss
Manic depression is a frustrating mess
Wow
Yeah
Ow
Music, sweet music
Music
Depression
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Morgan Freeman write this?
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Old 08-27-2019, 09:26 AM   #23538 (permalink)
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Do I have to come right out and say it?
Tell you that you look so fine
Do I have to come right out and ask you to be mine?
If it was a game I could play it
Tryin' to make it but I'm losin' time
I got to bring you in, you're overworkin' my mind
Indecision is crowding me
I have no room to spare
And I can't believe she'd care
Like a dream she has taken me
And now I don't know where
And a part of me is scared
The part of me I shared
Once before
Do I have to come right out and say it?
Tell you that you look so fine (Look so fine)
Do I have to come right out and ask you to be mine?
Indecision is crowding me
I have no room to spare
And I can't believe she'd care
Like a dream she has taken me
And now I don't know where
And a part of me is scared
The part of me I shared
Once before
Do I have to come right out and say it, girl?
Tell you that you look so fine (Look so fine)
Do I have to come right out and ask you to be mine?
If it was a game I could play it
Tryin' to make it but I'm losin' time (Losin' time)
I got to bring you in, you're overworkin' my mind
Do I have to come right out and say it, girl?
Tell you that you look so fine (Look so fine)
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Childhood living is easy to do
The things you wanted I bought them for you
Graceless lady you know who I am
You know I can't let you slide through my hands
Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses couldn't drag me away
I watched you suffer a dull aching pain
Now you've decided to show me the same
No sweeping exit or offstage lines
Could make me feel bitter or treat you unkind
Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses couldn't drag me away
I know I've dreamed you a sin and a lie
I have my freedom but I don't have much time
Faith has been broken tears must be cried
Let's do some living after we die
Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses we'll ride them some day
Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses we'll ride them some day
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One, two
Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo huh
Yeah I know who you remind me of
A girl I think I used to know
Yeah I'd see her when the days got colder
On those days when it felt like snow
You know I even think that she stared like you
She used to just stand there and stare
And roll her eyes right up to heaven
And make like I just wasn't there
And she used to fall down a lot
That girl was always falling
Again and again
And I used to sometimes try to catch her
But never even caught her name
And sometimes we would spend the night
Just rolling about on the floor (just rolling about on the floor)
And I remember even though it felt soft at the time
I always used to wake up sore
You know I even think that she smiled like you
She used to just stand there and smile
And her eyes would go all sorts of far away
And stay like that for quite a while
And I remember she used to fall down a lot
That girl was always falling
Again and again
And I used to sometimes try to catch her
But never even caught her name
Yes, I sometimes even tried to catch her
But never even caught her name
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