The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

The Batlord · 08-02-2019, 06:24 PM

Lucky there were on-duty cowboys in the area.

Mindy · 08-02-2019, 06:29 PM

lol^

~~jwb~~ · 08-02-2019, 06:34 PM

At the shelter we had a goat with massive horns get loose and it was running all over the place in the outside dog pen area. I never worked with farm animals in my life and had no idea what to do. It was bucking around and ramming into the fence and **** with it's horns. Finally a vet tech comes and she's a skinny lady, about 40, moderately attractive/pretty, and a complete redneck.

She corners the bastard, grabs it by the horns and drags it into an empty cage. Was honestly one of the sexiest things I ever saw a woman do.

The Batlord · 08-02-2019, 06:36 PM

So you got horny?

~~jwb~~ · 08-02-2019, 06:48 PM

Lol

That joke needs a

**Frownland** · 08-03-2019, 12:31 AM

DwnWthVwls · 08-03-2019, 07:11 AM

Randy Feltface.. was just introduced to this. Pretty funny.

Plankton · 08-03-2019, 08:57 AM

That was really good thx for that

-Morgan

~~jwb~~ · 08-03-2019, 12:40 PM

Mindy · 08-03-2019, 05:05 PM

i got this pm

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my friend how are you? i hope fine with you, My Name is Mrs Lalisa Sherab Ibrahim from Indonesia Asia, let talk through my gmail ok,(sherabibrahim@ gmail. com) there's something i want to share with you, am waiting your reply

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08-03-2019, 08:57 AM	#23328 (permalink)
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08-03-2019, 12:40 PM	#23329 (permalink)
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08-02-2019, 06:29 PM	#23322 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,071	lol^

08-02-2019, 06:34 PM	#23323 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	At the shelter we had a goat with massive horns get loose and it was running all over the place in the outside dog pen area. I never worked with farm animals in my life and had no idea what to do. It was bucking around and ramming into the fence and **** with it's horns. Finally a vet tech comes and she's a skinny lady, about 40, moderately attractive/pretty, and a complete redneck. She corners the bastard, grabs it by the horns and drags it into an empty cage. Was honestly one of the sexiest things I ever saw a woman do.

08-02-2019, 06:48 PM	#23325 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	Lol That joke needs a