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Old 08-02-2019, 06:24 PM   #23321 (permalink)
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Lucky there were on-duty cowboys in the area.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-02-2019, 06:29 PM   #23322 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2019, 06:34 PM   #23323 (permalink)
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At the shelter we had a goat with massive horns get loose and it was running all over the place in the outside dog pen area. I never worked with farm animals in my life and had no idea what to do. It was bucking around and ramming into the fence and **** with it's horns. Finally a vet tech comes and she's a skinny lady, about 40, moderately attractive/pretty, and a complete redneck.


She corners the bastard, grabs it by the horns and drags it into an empty cage. Was honestly one of the sexiest things I ever saw a woman do.
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Old 08-02-2019, 06:36 PM   #23324 (permalink)
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So you got horny?
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Old 08-02-2019, 06:48 PM   #23325 (permalink)
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Lol

That joke needs a
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Old 08-03-2019, 12:31 AM   #23326 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2019, 07:11 AM   #23327 (permalink)
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Randy Feltface.. was just introduced to this. Pretty funny.

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Old 08-03-2019, 08:57 AM   #23328 (permalink)
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That was really good thx for that

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Old 08-03-2019, 12:40 PM   #23329 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2019, 05:05 PM   #23330 (permalink)
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i got this pm

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my friend how are you? i hope fine with you, My Name is Mrs Lalisa Sherab Ibrahim from Indonesia Asia, let talk through my gmail ok,(sherabibrahim@ gmail. com) there's something i want to share with you, am waiting your reply
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