We got Impossible Whoppers at BK now. We're not selling them yet but we have them. They do not taste at all like Whoppers btw. They're like halfway between beef and chicken but more flavorful in a really bad way. Like they leave a nasty taste in your mouth that won't go away until you drink something and gargle it.

So you're saying it tastes exactly like a whopper?

You can taste something besides char?

I tried the slider ones at White Castle. Meh.

I think they forgot to draw the sharpie grill marks on last time I went, I couldn't taste any char.

That's literally all they taste like. It's the only thing that makes them taste not like McDonald's gelatin burgers.

It has that icky grease nast to it, you've just grown numb to it.

It's a pretty dry burger actually. Not much grease taste to it.

That makes the disgusting lingering grease flavour somewhat impressive then.

McDonald's plastic cheese and rehydrated onions are what make their burgers tolerable anyways.