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Relatable content, good memories, etc.

[The Batlord]

Like people scraping their teeth on their fork.

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[WWWP]

David was dared to eat a gecko at a party. He died 10 days later

Father-of-three David Dowell was in "absolute agony" before he died, suffering from a salmonella infection potentially caused by a Christmas party dare involving a gecko.

More than six months on, his family are still searching for answers after hearing conflicting accounts from those who were at the party and going without details from the coroner.

David’s family thought chicken was the cause of the salmonella.

Then on the Sunday, according to Hannah, David's partner, Allira, was talking to one of his friends and remembered, "Oh, David ate a gecko that night I’m pretty sure".

"She [David's partner] told the doctor and the doctor said, 'That could have been it'," Hannah said.

"But there has been no evidence that he actually ate it because there was, 'Oh yeah I saw him eat it'. And then, 'No, I didn’t see him eat it'.

"It was a dare, so he might have intended to eat it and then thrown it away.

"At the end of the day, we don’t know whether he actually ate the gecko. David never mentioned it."

rip david

[Frownland]

He looks like the kind of guy who would ask "Who dares me to eat this gecko?", you can tell by his skirt. Fire moustache though RIP.

[OccultHawk]

"His testicles were swollen up to grapefruits and there was fluid leaking from them and they [doctors] said that was normal, it was just all of the fluid in his stomach cavity," she said.

Really Wolf? That wasn’t interesting enough to make the cut?

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Really Wolf? That wasn’t interesting enough to make the cut?

lol

[Plankton]

This is surprisingly accurate:



Source:
https://www.tickpick.com/musics-infl...8401730a24060c

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