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Old 10-06-2019, 08:19 PM   #23101 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:24 PM   #23102 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:25 PM   #23103 (permalink)
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I'm for real though if I could photograph a dark silhouette I would

He's holding her head back by the hair like she's kneeling with her hand up

His other arm is cocked back and ready to rumble
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:26 PM   #23104 (permalink)
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Freud just looks like "WTF bro?"
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:28 PM   #23105 (permalink)
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Freud wanted to **** his mom and kill his dad and just assumed that was what we all must want. Coked up freak.

So he can spare me with the judgement
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:33 PM   #23106 (permalink)
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Like we all wouldn't **** our moms on coke. Do you want to know what I'd do to that bitch right now just off malt liquor?!
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:36 PM   #23107 (permalink)
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You haven't seen my mom.
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:38 PM   #23108 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2019, 08:40 PM   #23109 (permalink)
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I'm for real though if I could photograph a dark silhouette I would

He's holding her head back by the hair like she's kneeling with her hand up

His other arm is cocked back and ready to rumble
Like I said in the other thread, you can come up with a pretty good John Lennon joke.
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That is assuming there is a good John Lennon joke to be made, grasshopper.
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