I disagree. I prefer a steak to a burger if the steak is of good enough quality.

But since I'm cheap I'm usually a burger eating savage just like you.

Used to lift expensive steaks from the grocery stores when I was... Not of sound mind or moral stature.

I like adding chili garlic sauce, peanut butter, soy sauce, a splash of lime juice, and parmesan to my ramen with the seasoning then I whisk an egg into there once the noodles are almost cooked and let it sit for a minute.

Conformist.

Peanut butter? I save that for the dogs at work

I'm sure you could find a nice girl to lick your junk and/or prostate if you tried.

I found one. Her name is Marley, and she loves peanut butter.

I would just suck it up, listen to a good podcast or something while I did it, and dream the day when Bernie Sanders subsidizes a Guatemalan maid for every American household.

Mine would be named Guadeloupe, but I'd call her Lupe for short.

omg you just wash the dishes

lol

^paraphrasing her boyfriend

Washing dishes is women's work. Not because it's suited to women but if you wait long enough women will wash them out of exasperation.