I can't stop looking down and admiring my t-shirt

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I'm going to be heartbroken when Hardee's chicken biscuits stop being 2 for $4. Those are not $2 sandwiches. That is a deal I can respect.

I just watched Reviewbrah's video on that cause I feel like I want to like him but the more he rambles the more his weird alien face pisses me off and I want to scoop his freaky bug eyes out of his head with a Taco Bell spork.

Not even Contrapoints?

And yet you can take fifteen minutes of some jittery **** showing you the same sandwich five times?

I understand what he's doing and that's why I've given his videos so many chances. If I took his schtick at face value I'd have given him five minutes and written him off. His schtick is potentially sound but his delivery is tedious and repetitive.

Uh...that is the schtick.

Yes, yes I know. But in trying to be humorously tedious and repetitive he accidentally becomes actually tedious and repetitive.

So strange to simultaneously get and miss a schtick.