wake up go to work
listen to frankie teardrop
get drunk and drive fast

thirty eight special
ninety five percent death rate
when used on one’s self

jump off a high cliff
terminal velocity
works every time

work hard when you’re young
save and invest your money
that’s what my dad did

fulani mali
it did not make my news feed
when they were all killed

elph’s pantiliner
is stuffed in his a$$ cherry
because i popped it

drugs really aren’t nice
i have known lots of addicts
they’re all worthless c unts

remember when charles posted in rhyme for an entire day?

this is like that but worse lol

i talk in my sleep
my words are f ucking scary
something bad happened