You just don't understand high art.

That's true.

Alright I'll fight for Twiztid's best song.

Apple? (which I don't think is their best)

I'm not willing to fight for whichever is their best song.

I love this for 3 reasons.

1) I like watching Jordan Peterson get talked into a corner and the ridiculous, yet creative, lengths he goes to defend, or avoid defending, nonsensical stances. I often times don't know if he truly believes the stance (since he'll talk himself into circle to avoid having to answer that) and tries to use logic to back claims he just wants to believe or if he's just trying to make more conservative ideas seem logical to appeal to the more conservative fan base that has driven him into stardom. Either way he's clearly upset and intimidated the way he's shaking in it.

2) Matt completely reflects my beliefs on free will.

3) Matt believes that morality is a selfish trait which kind of makes me feel validated in my belief that empathy and compassion are narcissistic traits because we only feel empathy and compassion towards things that remind us of ourselves in someway. I'm an irrationally insecure man, I like feeling validated.

It's not selfish. That's a misnomer. Unless you define your "self" by the collective interests of your individual genes.

Selfish as in I wouldn't want this to happen to me so I won't do it to others.

Self-preservation is more appropriate for what you're describing than selfishness.