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BassoonPlatoon 04-06-2019 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 902842)
The Beatles --> Queen --> Abba

We are clearly going down. What's next?

The Beatles --> Queen --> ABBA --> A-ha

Psy-Fi 04-07-2019 06:02 AM


Mindy 04-08-2019 02:19 PM

have a nice night banters of the universe :pimp:

The Batlord 04-09-2019 06:24 AM

https://i.imgur.com/HNbUgQp.jpg

OccultHawk 04-09-2019 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2051436)

WWWP wearing breast pumps?

I though elph pulled out...

Blank. 04-09-2019 09:33 AM

You were perfect in all the wrong ways

I remember when we first met
The time was set
We bonded over a ****ty band
We were nothing more than a couple of fans
It wasn't long before things became more
I was a desperate virgin frotteur
And you sounded experienced and easy
And even a little freaky
Nothing ever came of our time together
And that was probably for the better
Truth was that you were like me
Searching to lose it with somebody
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

I still remember your story
It was it was a sad one to me
You said your dad was gone
And so was your mom
You said your best friend had offed herself
She had never said farewell
You were tired of being alone
Searching for a man to take you home
And you'd do anything for him
You seemed full of vim
You were perfect in all the wrong ways
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

You were fifteen when you texted me
But I was ****ing somebody
So I never messaged you back
I heard you took a Prozac
And did some meth
And cried to yourself
You found a man and laid in his arm
Put his cock in your mouth and claimed it did no harm
You'd do anything for him
You were so full of vim
You were perfect in all the wrong ways
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

Johnny thought you were beautiful
That was the lie he would sell
You bought it hook line and sinker
You're now running around with a heavy drinker
You messaged me saying, “Hey”
You were looking to get away
I was still ****ing that other girl
That seemed to be my world
So I decided to ignore
And that broke you to the core
Johnny did a little song and dance
Then he took off his pants
You grabbed his cock
And proceeded to jerk him off
You'd do anything for him
You were so full of vim
You were perfect in all the wrong ways
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

OccultHawk 04-09-2019 09:51 AM

Edited because my comment...

I didn’t know it was someone that had passed away

Blank. 04-09-2019 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 2051451)
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

I remember when we first met
The time was set
We bonded over a ****ty band
We were nothing more than a couple of fans
It wasn't long before things became more
I was a desperate virgin frotteur
And you sounded experienced and easy
And even a little freaky
Nothing ever came of our time together
And that was probably for the better
Truth was that you were like me
Searching to lose it with somebody
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

I still remember your story
It was it was a sad one to me
You said your dad was gone
And so was your mom
You said your best friend had offed herself
She had never said farewell
You were tired of being alone
Searching for a man to take you home
And you'd do anything for him
You seemed full of vim
You were perfect in all the wrong ways
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

You were fifteen when you texted me
But I was ****ing somebody
So I never messaged you back
I heard you took a Prozac
And did some meth
And cried to yourself
You found a man and laid in his arm
Put his cock in your mouth and claimed it did no harm
You'd do anything for him
You were so full of vim
You were perfect in all the wrong ways
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

Johnny thought you were beautiful
That was the lie he would sell
You bought it hook line and sinker
You're now running around with a heavy drinker
You messaged me saying, “Hey”
You were looking to get away
I was still ****ing that other girl
That seemed to be my world
So I decided to ignore
And that broke you to the core
Johnny did a little song and dance
Then he took off his pants
You grabbed his cock
And proceeded to jerk him off
You'd do anything for him
You were so full of vim
You were perfect in all the wrong ways
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

I got the news she is dead. I wonder if I had texted her back of things would have turned out different... I can't help but to blame myself.

OccultHawk 04-09-2019 10:53 AM

Christ

Sorry to hear that man

Marie Monday 04-09-2019 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2051452)
So bad it almost circled around to being good but didn’t make it and ended up just being really really bad. Prolly the worst poem I’ve ever read tbh

have you seen Ghost World?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/db/72...896013f968.png

Edit: sorry about the girl Blank. You're not to blame, but your rational side probably knows that


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