OH2020:
Invade Poland
Kill Jews
Make awesome uniforms

Land2020: Can I get 10 gs of white diesel

Plank2020: How bout now?

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OH2020:

I need something good to come my way soon

The heat is on big time

I need a decent job - it feels almost like my life is on the line - the pressure is crazy

"So, OH, why do you want to be president?"

"Nobody wants to be president I just need a job."

10/10

I tried finding a gif of Trump laughing but apparently he doesn't laugh except for one second fake laughs. Isn't that a sociopath thing?

So she's a breakfast whore. I too am a breakfast whore.

Bro, I make croissants and fried pork for a living. Give up dat ass.