Was that Batty?

damn that's a cold tony

I Googled "impact disorder" because he was so ****ing awful at explaining it and got nothing so I think Dane Cook is just a moron.

foreign language reviews of my albums are all the more ridiculous after translation

lol

yeah i just assume he's full of ****

i don't know if sending my own brother to prison would make me feel better, even if I was out "millions and millions" of dollars. but i can't feel sympathetic for someone who is so rich he hasn't even looked at his bank account in over a decade on principle lol. like embezzlement is bad, but being dane cook is worse.

Is it the same brother who was a dickhead Burger King manager? He should have known.