Like this is legitimately the view from the beginners tee at hole 12. Do you see that bigass tree? I'm surprised that tree is still alive from all of the abuse it has taken over the decades. And you don't get to see the "fairway" over that hill that has barely less trees than the rest of the woods and no clear path through them.

Damn, how can you even play when it's so ****ing blurry? Get some glasses dude.

Why would I get glasses when I can drink straight from the can? It sounds hella inconvenient in the woods.

You only need one, stupid.

I don't disc golf alone, retard.

You'd still only need one glass.

We're not gay though.

You should get uDisc and see what other courses are near you because that looks like hell. Not that I wouldn't love trying to hit that one killer line through it, but that's some sadistic ****.

Oh I know about other courses but that one is like a fifteen minute drive from my house with a gas station right near the course for beer runs. All the other courses are a hike and when me and my disc gold buddy want to throw we just want to **** around and drink beer. We're not serious disc golfers at all. My buddy can't even throw a sidearm to save his life no matter how many times I've showed him how.

You know what? Next time I'm going to bitch at him to throw sidearm whenever it's appropriate just to get him in the habit of using it. I've been far too casual all these years. It hurts my pride that he's even more terrible than I am.

My forehand blows chunks, but I'll chuck one out if needed. It looks like a small alien flying a space ship on crocodil but it lands where it was intended mostly sometimes.