I don't understand why capitalism to so many people means accumulating dick waving evidence of wealth when to me it's accumulating a never ending torrent of pop culture artifacts that entertain me and not people I don't want to talk to.

A nerd who knows how to do it right wears nerdy t-shirts that make people walk a large circle around him, thus leaving him to enjoy his amassed artifacts in peace. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten rid of those Cradle of Filth t-shirts?

Can I join your weird hippie sex cult if I bring my own bongos?

You did the right thing.

But how would I play StarCraft?

TFW you make a drunk buy on Amazon and request a cancellation, but you're secretly wishing the seller says **** you and sends it anyway.

Preach
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I own this shirt and believe there's a pic of me wearing it on this site so I got ya'll covered.

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I know it scares me but I can't help it. We should play Red Alert 2 instead. The AI is mediocre as **** and we can build Soviet conscript clone armies to crush the capitalists.

No idea what it is but looks cool. Is there even a nerd shirt thread?

ew no. self identifying as a nerd is often a defence mechanism developed by being called a nerd when you were young I guess

Edit: and nerd rhymes with shirt