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**Frownland** · 04-05-2019, 06:05 PM

The Batlord · 04-05-2019, 07:52 PM

I want to start a brothel orbiting in the rings of Saturn and call it "Saturn's Slatterns".

**Frownland** · 04-05-2019, 08:03 PM

It's gonna be hard to orbit the rings when there's a planet right there.

The Batlord · 04-05-2019, 08:05 PM

It's always hard at Saturn's Slatterns.

**Frownland** · 04-05-2019, 08:10 PM

The rooms could be illuminated by Saturn's Slatterns' lanterns.

BassoonPlatoon · 04-06-2019, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaqarbal

The Beatles --> Queen --> Abba

We are clearly going down. What's next?

The Beatles --> Queen --> ABBA --> A-ha

Psy-Fi · 04-07-2019, 06:02 AM

The Batlord · 04-09-2019, 06:24 AM

OccultHawk · 04-09-2019, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

WWWP wearing breast pumps?

I though elph pulled out...

Blank. · 04-09-2019, 09:33 AM

You were perfect in all the wrong ways

I remember when we first met
The time was set
We bonded over a ****ty band
We were nothing more than a couple of fans
It wasn't long before things became more
I was a desperate virgin frotteur
And you sounded experienced and easy
And even a little freaky
Nothing ever came of our time together
And that was probably for the better
Truth was that you were like me
Searching to lose it with somebody
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

I still remember your story
It was it was a sad one to me
You said your dad was gone
And so was your mom
You said your best friend had offed herself
She had never said farewell
You were tired of being alone
Searching for a man to take you home
And you'd do anything for him
You seemed full of vim
You were perfect in all the wrong ways
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

You were fifteen when you texted me
But I was ****ing somebody
So I never messaged you back
I heard you took a Prozac
And did some meth
And cried to yourself
You found a man and laid in his arm
Put his cock in your mouth and claimed it did no harm
You'd do anything for him
You were so full of vim
You were perfect in all the wrong ways
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

Johnny thought you were beautiful
That was the lie he would sell
You bought it hook line and sinker
You're now running around with a heavy drinker
You messaged me saying, “Hey”
You were looking to get away
I was still ****ing that other girl
That seemed to be my world
So I decided to ignore
And that broke you to the core
Johnny did a little song and dance
Then he took off his pants
You grabbed his cock
And proceeded to jerk him off
You'd do anything for him
You were so full of vim
You were perfect in all the wrong ways
You were perfect in all the wrong ways

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04-05-2019, 06:05 PM	#21691 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	__________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-05-2019, 08:03 PM	#21693 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	It's gonna be hard to orbit the rings when there's a planet right there. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-05-2019, 08:10 PM	#21695 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	The rooms could be illuminated by Saturn's Slatterns' lanterns. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-09-2019, 09:33 AM	#21700 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	You were perfect in all the wrong ways I remember when we first met The time was set We bonded over a **ty band We were nothing more than a couple of fans It wasn't long before things became more I was a desperate virgin frotteur And you sounded experienced and easy And even a little freaky Nothing ever came of our time together And that was probably for the better Truth was that you were like me Searching to lose it with somebody You were perfect in all the wrong ways I still remember your story It was it was a sad one to me You said your dad was gone And so was your mom You said your best friend had offed herself She had never said farewell You were tired of being alone Searching for a man to take you home And you'd do anything for him You seemed full of vim You were perfect in all the wrong ways You were perfect in all the wrong ways You were fifteen when you texted me But I was ing somebody So I never messaged you back I heard you took a Prozac And did some meth And cried to yourself You found a man and laid in his arm Put his cock in your mouth and claimed it did no harm You'd do anything for him You were so full of vim You were perfect in all the wrong ways You were perfect in all the wrong ways Johnny thought you were beautiful That was the lie he would sell You bought it hook line and sinker You're now running around with a heavy drinker You messaged me saying, “Hey” You were looking to get away I was still **ing that other girl That seemed to be my world So I decided to ignore And that broke you to the core Johnny did a little song and dance Then he took off his pants You grabbed his cock And proceeded to jerk him off You'd do anything for him You were so full of vim You were perfect in all the wrong ways You were perfect in all the wrong ways