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01-10-2019, 12:37 PM | #21661 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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If I weren't in love figuratively and literally with my avatar I'd so cop that.
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01-10-2019, 12:41 PM | #21662 (permalink) | |
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Oh and the greatest medical term I can think of right now is "morbid obesity". Like you're such a ****ing fatass that your humanity has been stripped from you and you have become a Lovecraftian horror whose cellulite forms non-Euclidean angles on your thighs.
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01-10-2019, 01:52 PM | #21665 (permalink) | |
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Danny DeVito looks like a short but thick penis.
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01-10-2019, 02:08 PM | #21667 (permalink) | |
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You have graying hair ringing the head of your dick?
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01-10-2019, 02:27 PM | #21669 (permalink) | |
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Tweezers are more painful but proportionately more rewarding.
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