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As it's gone midnight here now, it's been exactly two years since I last had a drink (December 29th 2016). Feeling quite proud of myself, it has been really difficult :o:
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I want to have three boobs so I can have triple nipples
I want my boobs to dance like no one is watching so I can have jiggle nipples I want to be in a paint mixing machine so I can have ripple nipples I want my boobs to become comedians so I can have giggle nipples I want to be a woman who can't produce milk so I can have cripple nipples I want to be frozen to death so I can have brittle nipples I want my boobs to invert so I can have dimple nipples I want my boobs to smoke cigarettes and mistrust the government so I can have Gribble nipples |
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