You need Michelle Gurevich in your life right now...

lol

I recommend hooking up with some white trash / redneck pussy

Good taste in music irl is so ****ing rare

Concerning yourself over what music a woman likes before you **** her is almost as ridiculous as worrying if your toilet is well-read before taking a ****

I mean who gives a ****?

I can't believe you're still single.

I kinda want to punch you tbh.

You joke to make us think you're all ironic but you need to get punched irl.

In 2019 being punk is so unpunk I think it’s actually punk again.

So youre saying being is like enjoying WWF?

Sounds to me like people who reached their early 20s, asked themselves who they are, had no answer after all those years of trying to find themselves in school, and just picked the thing that seemed like it would make people think they had the most personality. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say all those "Bats" are just smug juggalos.

smuggalos

They don’t want to die they want to want to die. If they wanted to die they’d be dead.

Start listening to jazz.