You assume it wasn't intentional. Get on deez level.

I'd buy Aldi's Nuts. Then I'd eat em in front of people and make sure to be real loud, smakin dem gums and **** so they'd say "Wutchoo eatin?", and I'd say "Aldi's Nuts".

Yeah. It'd be real smooth like that.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...dus_sloani.jpg

This deep sea mother****er is literally the scariest thing I've ever seen and now I'm afraid of everything

Just remember that these things fuck and things fuck this.

If you had the chance, you know you would.

Did Merit get booted?

Yup.

TFW you're sweating out your ass crack and it's soaking through your underwear then you go to take a shit and when you pull your underoos back up the sweat is cold and it's uncomfortable to walk.