I think it's Mindfulness, and he just hacked into Obama's account with his epic gamer skills.

I'd hack Trump's Spotify but all the songs I'd play got removed.

I'm having this problem where I'll open a thread and see one of my posts and then end up looking at my avatar for longer than I intended. I'm keeping it forever.

I feel like I'm reaching yet another peak of internet self-parody.

oh lordy

I had a pink bike that I insisted on for whatever reason. I'm sure I didn't feel cool for long.