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Those are some heavy duty BJ handles.

My conclusion is that homosexuals are slugs.

I tried pouring salt on a gay guy once. It didn't do anything but make his dick taste good.

That explains the salt I tasted last night.

yee

Before he got stung he claimed this was going to be his last sting video cause he's gotta stop at some point, but come on, dude, this is a big ****ing part of your audience just waiting for you to get ****ed up by another insect. If you give that up your viewership is going to plummet so you know full well that you need to find more stinging insects to make money.

And hey he found the Executioner Wasp which has just dethroned the Bullet Ant as the most painful insect sting and I at least trust him to not bull**** about that. So... Jesus that must not be fun. I mean he looks like he's kind of losing his mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pWYERNOHtw

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong.

The head nurse replied, "We don't know what to do with this baby boy."

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "Well it's obvious that you should put him into a mental institution."

"Why?" asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."