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Old 09-18-2013, 01:12 PM   #2071 (permalink)
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beer = medicine for all problems


i had laukemia and leprocy and dranl busch lite i am now cured
Are you still drinking it now by any chance?
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Old 09-18-2013, 02:23 PM   #2072 (permalink)
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Problems of two women
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The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

Girls are the sexy thing that God created.

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Old 09-18-2013, 02:26 PM   #2073 (permalink)
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horrible taste in women
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Old 09-18-2013, 03:59 PM   #2074 (permalink)
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I have a chest infection, is it OK to drink a beer? Football is on and I fancy one.
Why don't you just drink some rubbing alcohol and kill two birds with one stone?
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Old 09-20-2013, 06:47 PM   #2075 (permalink)
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Sneezing is fantastic.
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Old 09-20-2013, 06:54 PM   #2076 (permalink)
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i think i heard one time that sneezin is like 1/10th of an orgasm or somehin but it could be myth
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i think i heard one time that sneezin is like 1/10th of an orgasm or somehin but it could be myth
Yeah it's linked to an orgasm. I've got a chest infection/flu atm, my nose is very sensitive, only have to look at a light once I feel the urge to sneeze and they happen straight away.

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Old 09-20-2013, 07:00 PM   #2078 (permalink)
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some of the best feelins are



-sneezin
-takin piss after holding it for awhile/post sex piss
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You've forgotten drinking water from the bathroom tap immediately after waking up after getting shitfaced and your mouth and throat is drier than a nun's growler.
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