I'll take his word for it tbh.

Cabbage thrown at Steve Bruce: Aston Villa & police hunt fan

We were losing 3-2 in injury time last night, scored a goal to make it 3-3 and then missed an injury time penalty and dropped two points. A fan threw a cabbage at our manager and now the manager has just been sacked.

Up the Villa.

I mean, it's not like you can sneak a cabbage into a footie match and then not throw it.

I hope the next manager better produce results.

Dear porn,

It constantly astonishes me how you can find ever more inventive ways to make beautiful women seem unappealing. This scene I just viewed where the woman, during the intro where she is doing her "slowly stripping and showing herself to be a naughty girl" thing, began shoving three fingers down her throat and choking on them as if to conjure images of your penis that has a diameter of three fingers. Of course she then leaked slobber down her chin and onto her breasts as she gasped for air (as one does) in a way that turned my newly flaccid member into an innie.

Then she did it again.

Truly a masterpiece.

Yours in "dat just ain't right",

66ActuallySexy

At least she didn't ram a toilet brush down her own throat. I'm sure that video exists too.

Coulda been worse

She could've puked

Link to buy?