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Old 09-27-2018, 10:48 PM   #20551 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2018, 03:58 AM   #20552 (permalink)
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I wish there was a Necrophiliac Society of America (NSA) I could donate my body too. At least then I could get laid.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-28-2018, 04:15 AM   #20553 (permalink)
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You'd probably get laid more often if you met girls irl. Get a dating app.
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Old 09-28-2018, 10:54 AM   #20554 (permalink)
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I found out a long time ago that meeting women isn't the hard part. The difficult thing is meeting someone I actually click with.
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Old 09-28-2018, 01:01 PM   #20555 (permalink)
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I thought the balls were at her backdoor?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-28-2018, 01:10 PM   #20556 (permalink)
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I thought you totally didn't want her?
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Old 09-28-2018, 01:12 PM   #20557 (permalink)
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He's hoping playing hard to get will win her over.
It won't.

Nothing will work except kneeling down before her and beg her to throw you a bone(r).
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Old 09-28-2018, 01:37 PM   #20558 (permalink)
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Yay! a new video to keep me less bored for a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUFvG4RpwJI
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Old 09-28-2018, 01:45 PM   #20559 (permalink)
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Wish us luck.

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Old 09-28-2018, 02:20 PM   #20560 (permalink)
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