So you're saying that white girls are the best girls?

Also, the proper word is "woman".
JK, but it's interesting that the Danish word for "girl" is never used to describe a woman that you've got a romantic/sexual interest in.
I wonder where other languages stand on that. Maybe English is just vaguely more creepy.

My female dog is in heat and I'm finna mount dat ass.

Gives new meaning to the term: Bitch, please.

I have a straight line of sight to my bathroom from my bedroom. I also have a black cat. Her litter box is in the bathroom, next to a black trash can. At night when I have my glasses off, I can't count how many times that I've sat there whistling for that trash can to come see me LOL.

I like "chicks". It's the female version of "dudes" for me. It's an immature way to refer to a person that doesn't care for notions of shallow pride where men and women want to be treated as adults because god damn it they've survived enough years to be treated as adults regardless of whether or not having that mentality makes you a douchebag whose self-worth is tied to the amount of years between you and high school.

*teleporting behind M'lady*

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...jpg?1318992465

Why not just go for the shoulder? It's not like they're going to knife you.