Like a benunu?

I do not support harming animals but I've come up with a legitimate reason to hit a cat: I knew she'd give me a look if I walked past and didn't pet her. Little shit.

Why on earth would you walk by a cat and not pet it?

I just wanted to go to the ****ing kitchen and she was lying in wait! She knows what she did!

Oh you're right. That's just awful. How dare that innocent little creature hinder you in any way.

:soccer::shycouch::drummer:

She. Knows. She always knows.

You got a new cat?

Always had at least one. But I'm always surprised by the new ways they can find to annoy you.

The last two. Not the first one though.