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**Frownland** · 10-02-2018, 04:28 PM

So where do y'all shop for your professional grade high speed borderless laser printers at?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-02-2018, 04:28 PM

It's a slow moving gif. Already told you.

**Frownland** · 10-02-2018, 04:29 PM

Sorry, must have missed it. I'll check it out.

The Batlord · 10-02-2018, 04:31 PM

I'll take his word for it tbh.

**Frownland** · 10-02-2018, 08:49 PM

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-03-2018, 10:38 AM

Cabbage thrown at Steve Bruce: Aston Villa & police hunt fan

We were losing 3-2 in injury time last night, scored a goal to make it 3-3 and then missed an injury time penalty and dropped two points. A fan threw a cabbage at our manager and now the manager has just been sacked.

Up the Villa.

Oriphiel · 10-03-2018, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluff

Cabbage thrown at Steve Bruce: Aston Villa & police hunt fan

We were losing 3-2 in injury time last night, scored a goal to make it 3-3 and then missed an injury time penalty and dropped two points. A fan threw a cabbage at our manager and now the manager has just been sacked.

Up the Villa.

I mean, it's not like you can sneak a cabbage into a footie match and then not throw it.

The Batlord · 10-03-2018, 01:10 PM

I hope the next manager better produce results.

The Batlord · 10-04-2018, 11:16 AM

Dear porn,

It constantly astonishes me how you can find ever more inventive ways to make beautiful women seem unappealing. This scene I just viewed where the woman, during the intro where she is doing her "slowly stripping and showing herself to be a naughty girl" thing, began shoving three fingers down her throat and choking on them as if to conjure images of your penis that has a diameter of three fingers. Of course she then leaked slobber down her chin and onto her breasts as she gasped for air (as one does) in a way that turned my newly flaccid member into an innie.

Then she did it again.

Truly a masterpiece.

Yours in "dat just ain't right",

66ActuallySexy

~~MicShazam~~ · 10-04-2018, 11:36 AM

At least she didn't ram a toilet brush down her own throat. I'm sure that video exists too.

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10-02-2018, 04:28 PM	#19961 (permalink)
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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Sorry, must have missed it. I'll check it out. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-02-2018, 08:49 PM	#19965 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	__________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-02-2018, 04:28 PM	#19962 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	It's a slow moving gif. Already told you.

10-03-2018, 10:38 AM	#19966 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Cabbage thrown at Steve Bruce: Aston Villa & police hunt fan We were losing 3-2 in injury time last night, scored a goal to make it 3-3 and then missed an injury time penalty and dropped two points. A fan threw a cabbage at our manager and now the manager has just been sacked. Up the Villa.

10-04-2018, 11:36 AM	#19970 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	At least she didn't ram a toilet brush down her own throat. I'm sure that video exists too.