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Blank.

08-02-2016 09:15 PM

After a four month dry spell, I have ended my misery! Three cheers for sex!

... Im still a virgin... or am I?

I don't know where I'm taking this... someone shoot me and end my misery. I'm too coward to do it myself.

Tristan_Geoff

08-02-2016 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1725749)

Sex is bad for you

Chula Vista

08-02-2016 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1725761)

Sex is bad for you

Next you're gonna tell us that an ice cold glass of whole milk, with 2 eggs, corned beef hash, buttered white toast, hashed browns, orange juice, and fresh brewed coffee isn't an awesome cure for a hangover.

Tristan_Geoff

08-02-2016 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1725769)

It isn't.

Key	08-02-2016 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1725769)

Oh god yes.

Frownland

08-02-2016 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1725761)

Sex is bad for you

Sex Is Bad for 1blankmind Specifically

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1725769)

Next you're gonna tell us that food, caffeine, and liquids aren't an awesome cure for a hangover.

ftfy

Key	08-03-2016 09:04 AM

https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...76&oe=5815D7CB

Plankton

08-03-2016 12:56 PM

I'm dying here...

Chula Vista

08-03-2016 01:43 PM

Great. Great.

Key	08-03-2016 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1725970)

I'm dying here...

This is beautiful.

Key	08-03-2016 06:30 PM

In all seriousness, where are the other mods? We have a list of what...13-14 mods? And only 2 or 3 are active? The **** is this?

grindy

08-03-2016 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1726124)

In all seriousness, where are the other mods? We have a list of what...13-14 mods? And only 2 or 3 are active? The **** is this?

Active: Me, Frown, Exo, Goof, Yac (mostly in the shadows)
Somewhat active: Plankton, Isbjörn, bob.

More than 2-3.

Frownland

08-03-2016 06:36 PM

Five of them posted once or not at all if that means anything to you.

Key	08-03-2016 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1726126)

Active: Me, Frown, Exo, Goof, Yac (mostly in the shadows)
Somewhat active: Plankton, Isbjörn, bob.

More than 2-3.

Bolded are hardly active.

Key	08-03-2016 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1726128)

Bolded are hardly active.

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1726199)

lol

mu****a, you livin in the same reality I am?

what am I invisible?

#nocaps****itallgrammarsuxanywaybitcheshowyoulikem enow

Notice how I didn't bold your name, dad. I can change that if you tempt me, though.

Tristan_Geoff

08-03-2016 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1726128)

Bolded are hardly active.

Some people have lives, Ki.

Plankton

08-03-2016 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1726200)

Notice how I didn't bold your name, dad. I can change that if you tempt me, though.

Ninja'ed.

I tried to be the bigger person and you made it all bad.

Key	08-03-2016 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff (Post 1726201)

Some people have lives, Ki.

Then they shouldn't be mods, Geoff

Key	08-03-2016 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1726202)

Ninja'ed.

I tried to be the bigger person and you made it all bad.

I always do.

Plankton

08-03-2016 09:59 PM

You'll never make mod status that way. Go spank yourself... AAgain...

DwnWthVwls

08-04-2016 06:34 AM

I offered to mod a while back, but Sidewinder was a better option apparently. :(

#dwnwthsdwndr

grindy

08-04-2016 06:59 AM

A friend of mine had a job where he matched google search requests done with voice input with the words that were eventually recognized.
There were quite a few funny ones, but my favourite is: Woman being screwed by stark-naked horse.

Blank.

08-04-2016 08:16 AM

^ as hilarious as that is. I'm curious why that's a job. What's the purpose?

Frownland

08-04-2016 08:19 AM

I imagine it's to improve the accuracy of a voice to text application.

Plankton

08-04-2016 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1726267)

^ as hilarious as that is. I'm curious why that's a job. What's the purpose?

Data input/entry jobs are very common. Look them up, you can work from home.

Blank.

08-04-2016 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1726269)

I imagine it's to improve the accuracy of a voice to text application.

Ok. That makes sense.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1726270)

Data input/entry jobs are very common. Look them up, you can work from home.

I know that. I was wondering why he has to input into speech to text. What the purpose of the job is?

grindy

08-04-2016 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1726269)

I imagine it's to improve the accuracy of a voice to text application.

Exactly.
He checked whether it was recognized correctly, so that the recognition software could learn from its mistakes.

Plankton

08-04-2016 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1726272)

Exactly.
He checked whether it was recognized correctly, so that the recognition software could learn from its mistakes.

I wonder if he screwed some things up on purpose. I would.

grindy

08-04-2016 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1726275)

I wonder if he screwed some things up on purpose. I would.

I wouldn't put it past him. Although I doubt one person screwing things up could really lead to reproducibly funny results.

Key	08-04-2016 09:26 AM

Woke up in the worst ****ing mood this morning. Not sure why.

Plankton

08-04-2016 11:40 AM

From a guitar competition I entered my cover of Mr. Crowley in:

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Great metal tone, really close to Rhodes, lots of gain but that same high end he has. Wow lead is awesome!

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Planky : Ozzy would be proud with this take on Mr. Crowley what a war.

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Plankton.. One of my favorite songs, and you have done it justice. Killer work!

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Plankton - Well an Ozzy cover is always going to go down well, very nice guitar tones and fantastic lead work, great tribute to Randy and certainly not easy to play but you did it with style

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Plank: Bold choice to cover a RR song. It was smoking though. You have to be a great player to even come close to Randy's stuff! Kudos!

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... massive props for taking this badboy on. Your fuzzy tone is perfect here sounds very authentic lots of bite on there too. You nail down the ryhthm parts with ease. Leads are bang on the money mate a darn fine job done indeed. The outro solo was smoking mate

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Plankton - not an easy song to cover - nailed it!!! that tone is superb

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Plankton, great work on this tune man, Randy is always tough. Great work bringing all the elements together, I couldn't even tell it wasn't a completely premade track. You really nailed the tone, especially the rhythm. Really raunchy sounding fuzz. Top work on the lead here, you absolutely killed it.

Here's the track:
https://planktonsodyssey.bandcamp.co...-ozzy-osbourne

I lost out to a cover of Foghats I Just Wanna Make Love To You, btw.

That's my spam quota for the year.