Turn down the egotistical narcissism a few notches.

That's like asking a monkey not to eat bananas.

Well, I guess I can’t argue with that then.

The monkey/banana argument wins every time.

I wonder if R2D2 is secretly a pretentious douche and that's why C-3PO is always so butthurt.

I will take that as a no.

Some day, a Star Wars geek is going to decode all of R2D2's lines and it will turn out he's completely insufferable.

Take it as whatever you want. Says a lot more about you than it does me.

Probably posts an internet forum where he used his hacking skills to install himself as mod.

*smokes meth*