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The Batlord · 08-10-2018, 11:53 AM

The other day a customer at BK ordered an "Eggnoramus burrito" and it was the best thing ever.

The Batlord · 08-10-2018, 02:07 PM

The Batlord · 08-10-2018, 02:19 PM

For DWV. There's hope for you yet, 'Zilla.

**Frownland** · 08-10-2018, 03:37 PM

Why thank you

The Batlord · 08-10-2018, 03:48 PM

@Mondo

~~Cuthbert~~ · 08-10-2018, 04:09 PM

Haha that's great.

Don't even think about growing facial hair if you're under the age of 25. Ignore this if you are Indian though.

Mondo Bungle · 08-10-2018, 04:11 PM

don't just take it from me

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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I'm going to start by saying I have no idea how you made some of this. Are you that awesome of a guitar player? Or were those samples too? There are some solos that absolutely shred on this thing.

Overall this is one of the most pure fun albums I've heard in a long time. Your usage of sampling is exquisite throughout and consistently thematic and impressive in its integration. I love that you brought back the wrestling samples from the previous album. I don't care at all about pro wrestling but it fits so well with the style you're working with here.

It's basically impossible to predict what is coming next, but what you do know is that it's going to be fast, aggressive, and in-your-face...but not in an unpleasant or dissonant way. This isn't a harsh noise album or anything like that, it just goes hard and it goes hard for the entire runtime. There are occasional tracks that change up the whole vibe, like Blaze Runner which is a highlight, but it does it without lowering the tempo which keeps the album flowing with the same intensity throughout.

I can't comment too specifically on many of the individual tracks as I was seriously zoning out while listening to it, but overall this project is so incredibly inventive and exciting that I would recommend it to most of the members here. This is genuinely one of my favorite albums of the year that I have heard. Also, the closer is ****ing perfect.

Key · 08-10-2018, 04:25 PM

Nice to know member albums still get reviewed. I released one months ago and it's been gathering dust.

Mondo Bungle · 08-10-2018, 04:43 PM

I just actually asked if anyone wanted to do mine

~~Cuthbert~~ · 08-10-2018, 04:55 PM

Some of the Sikh lads in my classes in school had full grown beards at like 13/14 years old.

I could grow a beard at about 22.

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08-10-2018, 03:37 PM	#19734 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Why thank you __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-10-2018, 04:09 PM	#19736 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Haha that's great. Don't even think about growing facial hair if you're under the age of 25. Ignore this if you are Indian though.

08-10-2018, 04:25 PM	#19738 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Nice to know member albums still get reviewed. I released one months ago and it's been gathering dust.

08-10-2018, 04:55 PM	#19740 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Some of the Sikh lads in my classes in school had full grown beards at like 13/14 years old. I could grow a beard at about 22.