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Old 08-07-2018, 04:56 PM   #19671 (permalink)
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Whelp. He's outsmarted me.

In elementary school I was one of the smartest kids in the class, so a girl asked me how to spell out a note that she would give to her mom after school along the lines of "I love you mom" or something like that. I told her how to spell "**** you mom" and I got suspended for a week.
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Old 08-07-2018, 05:00 PM   #19672 (permalink)
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Whelp. He's outsmarted me.

In elementary school I was one of the smartest kids in the class, so a girl asked me how to spell out a note that she would give to her mom after school along the lines of "I love you mom" or something like that. I told her how to spell "**** you mom" and I got suspended for a week.
Hope this is true.
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Old 08-07-2018, 05:26 PM   #19673 (permalink)
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It's literally to the point where if he doesn't immediately understand what I'm telling him that he just tells me to shut up. He tells me to shut up all day. Sometimes I can't even get the sentence out even when I'm saying something about actual work and he tells me to shut up. It's rather ingenious tbh. You can't be fooled by someone you're telling to shut up.

There are times when I legit need to ask him something and him telling me to shut up qualifies as trolling me. Those are my favorite times.
The best part is that when you're asking something innocent and a retarded guy tells you to shut up and your boss asks you what the problem is you can't just blame it on him cause the entire situation logically just makes you look ten times worse. If I get fired over harassing a retarded guy I'll feel far more proud than I have any right feeling about anything I've ever felt proud over.
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Old 08-07-2018, 05:28 PM   #19674 (permalink)
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Charles you're talking to yourself mate.
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Old 08-07-2018, 05:29 PM   #19675 (permalink)
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Charles you're talking to yourself mate.
OMG yes I am **** yeah.
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Old 08-07-2018, 05:32 PM   #19676 (permalink)
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 08-07-2018, 06:04 PM   #19677 (permalink)
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So how often does anyone here ever wonder if they suffer from schizoid or schizotypal personality disorder?
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Old 08-07-2018, 06:08 PM   #19678 (permalink)
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I don't need to wonder if I'm schizotypal cuz I just am
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*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 08-07-2018, 06:08 PM   #19679 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2018, 07:01 PM   #19680 (permalink)
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