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Old 08-07-2018, 04:29 PM   #19661 (permalink)
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I think my retarded coworker might be evil. I drew a condensation dick on the glass door of my store and after a mild verbal altercation he snitched on me. I could pass this off as him being a snitcher in general but the sheer smugness with which he gazed upon me afterward leads me to believe that we now have a friendly war going on. I am hamstrung by this as he doesn't do things that I do that are eminently snitchable, but as a... non-retard I suppose I do have the benefit of greater versatility. This is not over.

To be perfectly honest I'm rather proud of my coworker for ****ting on me so decisively. I didn't know he had it in him.
It's BK. Nobody would notice if he disappeared. And nobody would notice if the meat tasted slightly worse than usual.

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Old 08-07-2018, 04:30 PM   #19662 (permalink)
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I think my retarded coworker might be evil. I drew a condensation dick on the glass door of my store and after a mild verbal altercation he snitched on me. I could pass this off as him being a snitcher in general but the sheer smugness with which he gazed upon me afterward leads me to believe that we now have a friendly war going on. I am hamstrung by this as he doesn't do things that I do that are eminently snitchable, but as a... non-retard I suppose I do have the benefit of greater versatility. This is not over.

To be perfectly honest I'm rather proud of my coworker for ****ting on me so decisively. I didn't know he had it in him.
Is he fatter than you?
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Old 08-07-2018, 04:32 PM   #19663 (permalink)
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Told on you for drawing a cock? Sounds a right cunt.
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Old 08-07-2018, 04:33 PM   #19664 (permalink)
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Tell him that Windex is store brand gatorade.
He will listen to literally nothing you tell him. I tried telling him that Surge was Mountain Dew with pee in it and he didn't believe me even thought that is factually correct.
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Old 08-07-2018, 04:35 PM   #19665 (permalink)
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He will listen to literally nothing you tell him. I tried telling him that Surge was Mountain Dew with pee in it and he didn't believe me even thought that is factually correct.
Convince him of something entirely reasonable so that he does the opposite, then.
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Old 08-07-2018, 04:36 PM   #19666 (permalink)
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Is he fatter than you?
Oh my yes. It's half my basis for mocking him.

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Told on you for drawing a cock? Sounds a right cunt.
I think I've been giving him practice for being a bad person tbh. He's a nice guy. He seems to be getting less nice.
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Convince him of something entirely reasonable so that he does the opposite, then.
I can convince him of literally nothing at this point. That boat has sailed. He rightfully considers anything I tell him to be a lie.
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I can convince him of literally nothing at this point. That boat has sailed. He rightfully considers anything I tell him to be a lie.
So flip it on him.

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Old 08-07-2018, 04:47 PM   #19670 (permalink)
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It's literally to the point where if he doesn't immediately understand what I'm telling him that he just tells me to shut up. He tells me to shut up all day. Sometimes I can't even get the sentence out even when I'm saying something about actual work and he tells me to shut up. It's rather ingenious tbh. You can't be fooled by someone you're telling to shut up.

There are times when I legit need to ask him something and him telling me to shut up qualifies as trolling me. Those are my favorite times.
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