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Oriphiel 08-07-2018 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1984758)
I think my retarded coworker might be evil. I drew a condensation dick on the glass door of my store and after a mild verbal altercation he snitched on me. I could pass this off as him being a snitcher in general but the sheer smugness with which he gazed upon me afterward leads me to believe that we now have a friendly war going on. I am hamstrung by this as he doesn't do things that I do that are eminently snitchable, but as a... non-retard I suppose I do have the benefit of greater versatility. This is not over.

To be perfectly honest I'm rather proud of my coworker for ****ting on me so decisively. I didn't know he had it in him.
It's BK. Nobody would notice if he disappeared. And nobody would notice if the meat tasted slightly worse than usual.

Just sayin'.

grindy 08-07-2018 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1984758)
I think my retarded coworker might be evil. I drew a condensation dick on the glass door of my store and after a mild verbal altercation he snitched on me. I could pass this off as him being a snitcher in general but the sheer smugness with which he gazed upon me afterward leads me to believe that we now have a friendly war going on. I am hamstrung by this as he doesn't do things that I do that are eminently snitchable, but as a... non-retard I suppose I do have the benefit of greater versatility. This is not over.

To be perfectly honest I'm rather proud of my coworker for ****ting on me so decisively. I didn't know he had it in him.
Is he fatter than you?

Cuthbert 08-07-2018 03:32 PM
Told on you for drawing a cock? Sounds a right cunt.

The Batlord 08-07-2018 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1984760)
Tell him that Windex is store brand gatorade.
He will listen to literally nothing you tell him. I tried telling him that Surge was Mountain Dew with pee in it and he didn't believe me even thought that is factually correct.

Frownland 08-07-2018 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1984769)
He will listen to literally nothing you tell him. I tried telling him that Surge was Mountain Dew with pee in it and he didn't believe me even thought that is factually correct.
Convince him of something entirely reasonable so that he does the opposite, then.

The Batlord 08-07-2018 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1984763)
Is he fatter than you?
Oh my yes. It's half my basis for mocking him.

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1984767)
Told on you for drawing a cock? Sounds a right cunt.
I think I've been giving him practice for being a bad person tbh. He's a nice guy. He seems to be getting less nice.

The Batlord 08-07-2018 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1984771)
Convince him of something entirely reasonable so that he does the opposite, then.
I can convince him of literally nothing at this point. That boat has sailed. He rightfully considers anything I tell him to be a lie.

Frownland 08-07-2018 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1984773)
I can convince him of literally nothing at this point. That boat has sailed. He rightfully considers anything I tell him to be a lie.
So flip it on him.

"Sticking a metal fork into an electrical outlet will **** you up."
"Not gonna buy it, Chuckie."
BK now sells fried fingers

Frownland 08-07-2018 03:42 PM
"That lady told me that she doesn't want to see your peepee."

The Batlord 08-07-2018 03:47 PM
It's literally to the point where if he doesn't immediately understand what I'm telling him that he just tells me to shut up. He tells me to shut up all day. Sometimes I can't even get the sentence out even when I'm saying something about actual work and he tells me to shut up. It's rather ingenious tbh. You can't be fooled by someone you're telling to shut up.

There are times when I legit need to ask him something and him telling me to shut up qualifies as trolling me. Those are my favorite times.


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