Oh wait hey, OccultHawk, did Florida pass a new law a little while back about how businesses and citizens can restrict access to a beach if it's behind their property? Cause ****in' Joog Squad were dicks about that **** just cause.

I take that back. It was a protest slash dumbass Youtube video (and several follow-up videos). They even had one of their dads use a fake name to talk to the news who were all over this to rail against the Joog Squad for putting up a fence to section off their part of the beach. This is some quality dumb **** that's better activism than probably 99% of mature activism. Or they're just dumb. Either way I ****ing love Joog Squad. They indiscriminately seize beaches and harass golfers.

Is that you gunnels?

I am unfortunately not the gentle soul in that picture, no.

I...oh. I worded that very wrongly.

Hey, some goofballs who make videos about doing backflips into shallow water also taking time out to tell their 3 million subscribers about an ecological disaster in Florida. Nice. Not the disaster. That's bad.

First three minutes is the main guy talking about getting a new beach right behind his house but after that it's all about toxic algae blooms caused by runoff from sugar farms.