Reminds me of the time I handed a handful of nuts and bolts to the guy in front of me on a roller coaster as we were climbing the first hill.

The last few posts remind me of a time when we were playing in an area where a new subdivision was being built. They were just putting in a sewer system at the time, so there was this sewer port already buried, but with nothing hooked up to it yet, and water flow wasn't going to be a concern. So we take off the lid because we were going to chill or have a makeshift fort or whatever, and the first thing we see is a Playboy magazine resting atop the dirt floor. I was young, so I knew what it was but didn't give it the proper thought before I brought it home, handed it to the folks and said, "Look what we found."

And I joined longer ago, but am still significantly behind. I feel like I post more than you, but apparently not. A lot of your posts must be in music threads that I don't read.

Schools have weird policies. Sometimes "zero-tolerance" isn't the best way to go. Like the kids who eat their toast into the shape of a pistol and pretend to shoot others and end up getting suspended.

I also wish that we could instill in children that their "permanent record" means jack shit in real life.

Someone brought a knife to school with the intention of killing one of my friends one time.

I used to take at least 3 knives with me every day, and brass knuckles in case shit popped off.

EDIT: I had a feud with this one dude. We got into a talking match in the parking lot one afternoon and he pulled a flail http://store.epiclarparmory.com/spre...ct/ME-0046.png from his car and tried to attack me with it. That was the last straw. So, the next day at lunch, I walked up to him and he said "do something" so I kicked his ass in front of everyone until the school's resource officer tackled me. Then I got suspended. He had been harassing my sister who was pregnant with the baby of an "illegally immigrated" Mexican who was too old for her at that time. The dude I beat up got in trouble for being racist, even more so because his mom was a teacher at the school. It was a whole ordeal.]

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I've seen this movie at least 100 times. I love it. Classic David Spade.

Made my day