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Old 07-24-2018, 02:03 PM   #19401 (permalink)
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This is a black people toupee. It doesn't just come off. I'm not even sure if it's technically a toupee.
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:03 PM   #19402 (permalink)
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With all the dumb **** I do at work I think I might get fired simply for making fun of my boss's toupee when he's in the wrong mood. Yesterday I saw that the back looked like it was melting and the tracks were noticeably out of whack so I of course pointed it out like an ******* and he kind of gave me a look. Today he was wearing a hat which he never does unless his **** isn't right so obviously I said, "I see you haven't fixed your wig yet." I got the look.
why would you say that to him the next day?


maybe its the universe telling you something
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:18 PM   #19403 (permalink)
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why would you say that to him the next day?


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Because **** it that's why. He's younger than me, has a bald spot, and is so vain that he won't acknowledge that he's wearing a wig unless he's in a good mood and even then he only kinda admits it. That **** is hilarious and I refuse to compromise and become a boring person who treats his boss like an aristocrat.

Besides, if I hadn't said anything yesterday he probably wouldn't have worn a hat today, and pretending that I didn't notice the cause-and-effect would have defeated the purpose of me mocking him in the first place. Comedy > real life considerations.
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It is really unfair that some men lose their hair so young.

We have gone to the moon and made burgers grown in labs yet we haven't found a cure for slapheads?
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It is really unfair that some men lose their hair so young.

We have gone to the moon and made burgers grown in labs yet we haven't found a cure for slapheads?
One day it will become comedically appropriate after making a snide comment about my boss's wig and him responding ****tily for me to take off my work hat and show him my own growing bald spot. I like to think it will blow his mind.
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:31 PM   #19406 (permalink)
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It is really unfair that some men lose their hair so young.

We have gone to the moon and made burgers grown in labs yet we haven't found a cure for slapheads?
Hair is a trait of our monkey ancestors. Baldness is the next step in our evolution. Those without hair are closer than those with it.
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:35 PM   #19407 (permalink)
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It is really unfair that some men lose their hair so young.

We have gone to the moon and made burgers grown in labs yet we haven't found a cure for slapheads?
As a child, did you complain that your birthday presents weren't good enough?
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One day it will become comedically appropriate after making a snide comment about my boss's wig and him responding ****tily for me to take off my work hat and show him my own growing bald spot. I like to think it will blow his mind.
Your boss needs to lighten up a bit.

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Hair is a trait of our monkey ancestors. Baldness is the next step in our evolution. Those without hair are closer than those with it.
Thanks mate. Those are positive words for the forum balds.

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As a child, did you complain that your birthday presents weren't good enough?
No mate I was quite grateful for the presents I got as a child.
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:40 PM   #19409 (permalink)
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No mate I was quite grateful for the presents I got as a child.
Then get over your baldness and cure cancer.
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Then get over your baldness and cure cancer.
I'm not bald.
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