The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

[Frownland]

Oh my god yes. **** cinnamon toast crunch. Disgusting. It's all about me lucky charms.

[Oriphiel]

I mean, I champion Honey Smacks, sure. But I only perform chants and blood rites in service of my true master, the almighty Reeses Puffs.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

I only perform chants and blood rites in service of my true master, the almighty Reeses Puffs.

[Frownland]

I approve.

[The Batlord]

Also Cocoa Crispies.

[Oriphiel]

No

I understand subjectivity and preferences, but no

Never in this wayward orb was there ever a person with even the slightest flicker of humanity within them that disliked the Elixir of the Gods, save those poor souls that lived before the advent of the holy Puff of Reeses

You don't get to dislike Reeses Puffs. I won't let you. Reason won't let you. ICP, Ke$ha, Britney, whatever dog**** obsession of the week that currently wafts behind thee like anal vapors, all that I can take and accept. But this **** has officially gone too far.

You're dead to me

[Key]

I like rice crispies

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

No

I understand subjectivity and preferences, but no

Never in this wayward orb was there ever a person with even the slightest flicker of humanity within them that disliked the Elixir of the Gods, save those poor souls that lived before the advent of the holy Puff of Reeses

You don't get to dislike Reeses Puffs. I won't let you. Reason won't let you. ICP, Ke$ha, Britney, whatever dog**** obsession of the week that currently wafts behind thee like anal vapors, all that I can take and accept. But this **** has officially gone too far.

You're dead to me

What do you think means?

[Oriphiel]

What do you think "you're dead to me" means?

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Also Cocoa Crispies.

Wow, what a poseur. It's Cocoa Krispies, not some dumb **** like Cocoa Crispies.