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Old 08-07-2018, 03:32 PM   #19111 (permalink)
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Told on you for drawing a cock? Sounds a right cunt.
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Old 08-07-2018, 03:33 PM   #19112 (permalink)
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Tell him that Windex is store brand gatorade.
He will listen to literally nothing you tell him. I tried telling him that Surge was Mountain Dew with pee in it and he didn't believe me even thought that is factually correct.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-07-2018, 03:35 PM   #19113 (permalink)
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He will listen to literally nothing you tell him. I tried telling him that Surge was Mountain Dew with pee in it and he didn't believe me even thought that is factually correct.
Convince him of something entirely reasonable so that he does the opposite, then.
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Old 08-07-2018, 03:36 PM   #19114 (permalink)
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Told on you for drawing a cock? Sounds a right cunt.
I think I've been giving him practice for being a bad person tbh. He's a nice guy. He seems to be getting less nice.
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Old 08-07-2018, 03:38 PM   #19115 (permalink)
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Convince him of something entirely reasonable so that he does the opposite, then.
I can convince him of literally nothing at this point. That boat has sailed. He rightfully considers anything I tell him to be a lie.
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I can convince him of literally nothing at this point. That boat has sailed. He rightfully considers anything I tell him to be a lie.
So flip it on him.

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Old 08-07-2018, 03:42 PM   #19117 (permalink)
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"That lady told me that she doesn't want to see your peepee."
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Old 08-07-2018, 03:47 PM   #19118 (permalink)
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It's literally to the point where if he doesn't immediately understand what I'm telling him that he just tells me to shut up. He tells me to shut up all day. Sometimes I can't even get the sentence out even when I'm saying something about actual work and he tells me to shut up. It's rather ingenious tbh. You can't be fooled by someone you're telling to shut up.

There are times when I legit need to ask him something and him telling me to shut up qualifies as trolling me. Those are my favorite times.
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Whelp. He's outsmarted me.

In elementary school I was one of the smartest kids in the class, so a girl asked me how to spell out a note that she would give to her mom after school along the lines of "I love you mom" or something like that. I told her how to spell "**** you mom" and I got suspended for a week.
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Whelp. He's outsmarted me.

In elementary school I was one of the smartest kids in the class, so a girl asked me how to spell out a note that she would give to her mom after school along the lines of "I love you mom" or something like that. I told her how to spell "**** you mom" and I got suspended for a week.
Hope this is true.
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