eid mubarak <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Happy Eid, bro!

thanks :)

i been listening to sufi music all night just chilling everybody is so chill tonight well except my brother got in a fight with someone and there were knifes and it got ugly but now its all good! everybodys so chill :)

im going to not sleep and in 5 hours go visit my grandmother and buy her some baklava <3

and then at noon we eat and then go home and sleep til about 6pm and we wake up and go out for a nice dinner :D

What is Eid?

You can Eid deez nuts!

Present?

bitch eid is our christmas/hanukkah except we got 2 a year

Two a year! Does it include cake? I'm converting if it includes cake.

uh well that depends we always get cake and knafeh and baklava and pretty much every middle eastern dessert that exists but well some ppl are too poor for cake :(

I'm not too poor for cake. I will convert tomorrow.

Good Sufi album/artist recommendations please.

So it's half as special.

Sufjan Stevens




I made a funny

:laughing: That was a good one, Sufjan is a pretty mediocre recommendation.

not really! i like eid al fitr better generally the other eid no one cares about unless you're going on hajj!

hmmm this one is my #1



this album is really special to me, probably one of my top 5 favourite albums ever

i'll make a post recommending albums/artists later ok <3

^Found a couple torrents of this ensemble's stuff.

ugh they are so good omg i want to listen to them while i die and this music is SEX

I'm getting Nuba al-Istihlal right now.

enjoy <3

i always thought calling white people crackers meant calling them this

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/saltines.jpg

Nope!

http://www.recoveredhistories.org/images/enslave-02.jpg

^ i prefer my interpretation

But the real one is so much more evil. Don't take that away from us.

thats why i prefer mine yours gives me the creeps tbh

There was a midget on Wheel of Fortune tonight.

This is why WE bomb YOU now. You just don't have the stomach for this kinda thing.

Did they spin the wheel with the midget on it?

He needed a henchman to spin the wheel for him.

I'm guessing he didn't pick the midget up by his legs and hold him while the little guy spun it himself?

but i thought we were terrorists

also white ppl are chickens tho they are so afraid of the mozlemz taking over the gosh darn country

Wait, what? What about the white Muslims?

Colored people getting uppity gives us flashbacks.

A myth the Democrats use to scare the American people.

The white ones are usually balding and have extremely ginger beards.

Just my experience.

^ikr!

Good watch.

@Gayboy thoughts.

& did you face any hostility at the hands of the 'community'?

I watched this at work with a Muslim woman standing behind me at the computer. She said, "Who is that man at the beginning? That's horrible." So she doesn't seem to think it's right for an apostate to be killed.

Lol@ people getting mad about Alton Sterling being shot even though the guy was a criminal. ****ing media.

^Who dat?

Apparently some black kid got shot and people are going crazy. One quick Google search and I found that the guy is a criminal in multiple forms. Just your typical "cops are racist" bs.

So are we just gonna shoot all of our politicians without question then? I mean, they're criminals and criminals only deserve death apparently.