Confuse it with the vacuum when you were drunk?

wut

I stick my dick in the vacuum cleaner until I ***.

https://media.giphy.com/media/zZGi5rngUKcz6/giphy.gif
keep it clean home slice :)

My dick is spick and span but the vacuum is crying in a corner.

how is your saturday going so far?

whale damn, enjoy that bread ::cough cough, i mean, beer, :cough:

im drinking too
(lemon juice water and a rehab energy monster drink 5grams of carbs and 5 grams of sugar per 16oz can.)

You're pretty superior about your diet for a guy who drinks energy drinks that are probably gonna give you stomach cancer. You probably have an eating disorder tbh.